I’d do just about anything

To get her to care about me the way I care about her.

To get her to think about me as much as I think about her.

I try to not get my heart too involved in anything, but she’s taking over and I can’t stop it.

The Eagles are pissing me off

The wheels are coming off and the season has barely even started. Where’s this team’s discipline? A million penalties, interceptions, missed FGs, what a bunch of buck ups.

I have 3 finals today

Definitely going to go to Beef O Brady’s to have a few beers after my last one. I will be so mentally fatigued and frustrated by then.

7 and a half hours straight of problems meant to stump and frustrate you.

1 night of so much intense cramming I’d make a porn star blush.

I wish I wasn’t such a bad student.