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Aug 1st

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Jul 30th

What I've Noticed about Guys that Say I'm Not...

babossagaji: Guy: “I don’t even know why I like you. You’re not even my type.” What they really mean: Guy: “You’re so hot, I just want to fuck you. We will never work out because you’re not my type.” Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. A shame, but it’s true.

Jul 28th

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The awkward moment you flush the toilet in the...

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Jul 28th

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Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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Real question

I often end up liking girls that don’t like me back, and I’m getting kinda tired of being a failure. Do most other guys chase girls they like, or do they just kinda get with the best girl that likes them?

Jul 23rd

Reblog if you want an Anon's honest opinion of...

Jul 23rd

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Jul 23rd

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Jul 19th

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forgetting your ipod was on blast

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Jul 19th

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Jul 18th

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Jul 18th

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" ____ is in a relationship " →

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Jul 18th

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Jul 18th

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The most accurate post on Tumblr.

Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN? 
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE 
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS

Jul 18th

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Jul 18th

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Jul 16th

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me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
me: omg what if there is a telepath around here

Jul 16th

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Jul 16th

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Reblog if you don't have girlfriend or boyfriend.

Jul 16th

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Mitt Romney: If you want a president who will make things better in the African-American community, you are looking at him.
Black people: what
White people: what
Mexican people: what
Asian people: what
Young children: what
My cat: what
The large rock in my backyard: what
Time: what
Space: what
Light: what
Literally the entire universe: what