January 2012
198 posts
To all my Tumblr followers
Thanks for the support, and for those that I follow back, thanks for the countless hours of entertainment. Take care and have a safe New Year!
December 2011
167 posts
So annoyed!
This girl on facebook is practically gobbling up my balls! -___- Every comment, every status I put, she has to like or comment on, even on other people’s walls!
Dejame me quieto ya, co~o!!! lol
Only in the Dominican Republic
Are accordion players considered cool lol. I’d love to learn accordion and learn how to write accordion parts for merengue tipico.
Another New Year With No Kiss At Midnight
speakstyle:
Honestly I don’t even remember what kissing someone you adore is like anymore.
Observation
Everytime I see a girl post “I have the best boyfriend/fiancee in the world!”, it’s always accompanied by a picture of a gift.
Seems love CAN be bought.
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I... →
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
Every time I get a new follower
Reblog this if you're still a virgin.
I want to see how many people are proud of it.
We’re like unicorns
^^ Too majestic for anyone to ride, bahahahah
The platano is off limits for now
when white girls with no ass make twerking...
propapapa:
The first time you saw porn on tumblr
“Is this legal?!”
Now its just like…
9 tags
Lo nuevo! I made a few edits today and last night,...
Working on my latest piece
It’s hot. I really really like this one so far.
SWAG →
funniest10k:
Expectations
Reality:
Me:
That’s awesome, I have to learn how to do that
