- sancocho, sabanas & sexo -
v-city: …eso es lo unico que mi cuerpo desea hoy lol those 3 words describe what every Dominican man is thinking at all times. Well, add platanos and beisbol and we’re there.
In my years
I’ve never seen a girl have to fight to be with a good guy. When a girl has to fight for a guy, it’s not a good sign. Same applies to guys fighting for girls. Being observant makes life so much easier.
I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of...– E. B. White (via quelowat)
PETA people are nuckin futs... Smh →
I was watching South Park
and cracking up, so my grandma who doesn’t speak a lick of English says to me “te acuerda de tu ninez? Esos munequitos?” Had I seen South Park as a kid, I probably wouldn’t have understood any of it, or been scarred for life lol. Quote of the day from South Park: “You don’t give blowjobs with your mouth, but with your heart” lol Who comes up with this...
My mom picks the most random times to bother me. →
I’ll just be chillin’ minding my own business & she’ll come in my room like
Just thought of this one. I don’t always do jury duty, but when I do, I turn the jury into a hung jury B-) *mind the pun*
Jeans for guys with pencil legs and no balls.
Just keeps building upon itself :/