November 2011
103 posts
October 2011
200 posts
- sancocho, sabanas & sexo -
v-city:
…eso es lo unico que mi cuerpo desea hoy
lol those 3 words describe what every Dominican man is thinking at all times.
Well, add platanos and beisbol and we’re there.
In my years
I’ve never seen a girl have to fight to be with a good guy. When a girl has to fight for a guy, it’s not a good sign. Same applies to guys fighting for girls.
Being observant makes life so much easier.
“I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of...”
– E. B. White (via quelowat)
PETA people are nuckin futs... Smh →
I was watching South Park
and cracking up, so my grandma who doesn’t speak a lick of English says to me “te acuerda de tu ninez? Esos munequitos?”
Had I seen South Park as a kid, I probably wouldn’t have understood any of it, or been scarred for life lol.
Quote of the day from South Park: “You don’t give blowjobs with your mouth, but with your heart” lol
Who comes up with this...
My mom picks the most random times to bother me. →
I’ll just be chillin’ minding my own business
& she’ll come in my room like
Joke
Just thought of this one.
I don’t always do jury duty, but when I do, I turn the jury into a hung jury B-)
*mind the pun*
Skinny jeans:
Jeans for guys with pencil legs and no balls.
The frustration
Just keeps building upon itself :/
