Whale: Omfg I need to lose weight
Whale: *eats a million plankton*
Whale: *dying white girl noise*
My mom invites lame people over to the house and wonders why I don’t want to talk to them. If I’ve known them all for years and we never talk, that’s not going to change today…
Well, this is going to end soon. It was fun while it lasted.
so i only wear this bra in the house because it's...
ho-ho-my-lad: and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute Idk who she is but im in love lol
I’m so tired of babysitting!!!! No, I don’t want to take you to every party and event with me even though you’re my friend. I like to help people out and all, but I like to do my own thing and be left alone. Ugh…
My sister gets married today. I don’t even know what I’m feeling… I’m gonna miss her. I hope she’ll be happy.
She’s found my buttons. It’s not easy to annoy me this consistently, but she’s getting good at it. Need a drink or something…